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The Restaurant Reservation Wars: DoorDash, Uber, and AmEx Are Fighting Over Your Table Like It's the Last Supper

--- There's a classic scene in The Godfather where Michael Corleone says: "It's not personal. It's just business." Bullshit. When billions of dollars are on the line and three corporate empires are...

Dona Clotilde·Feb 25, 2026

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Panera Bread Finally Accepted Reality: Broke Customers Don't Want a Story, They Want a Deal

--- There's a classic scene in The Lion King — when Simba returns to the destroyed kingdom and realizes that ignoring reality for years comes with a price tag. Panera Bread just lived that scene in...

Seu Zé das Couve·Feb 25, 2026

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David Ellison Wants to Buy Warner Bros. — But His Hollywood Track Record Is Mission Nearly Impossible

--- There's a specific type of person in Hollywood you need to know about. He didn't come from nothing. He didn't sleep in his car or eat ramen for years waiting for his shot. He's Larry Ellison's...

Seu Zé das Couve·Feb 25, 2026

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Trump Announced a New Retirement Plan — and the Circus Has Already Begun

There's a classic scene in The Dark Knight where the Joker walks into a room full of gangsters and says: "Why so serious?" That's pretty much how I feel every time a politician steps up to a podium —...

Creuza·Feb 25, 2026

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Warner Bros. Wants to Swallow Paramount for $31 a Share — But Is This a Deal or Desperation?

--- There's a classic scene in disaster movies: two characters falling together try to grab onto each other, convinced that'll somehow stop the fall. Spoiler: it doesn't. That's pretty much what it...

Gertrudes·Feb 25, 2026

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The Restaurant Reservation Wars: DoorDash, Uber, and AmEx Are Fighting Over Your Table Like It's the Last Supper

--- There's a classic scene in The Godfather where Michael Corleone says: "It's not personal. It's just business." Bullshit. When billions of dollars are on the line and three corporate empires are...

Dona Clotilde·Feb 25, 2026

Business

Panera Bread Finally Accepted Reality: Broke Customers Don't Want a Story, They Want a Deal

--- There's a classic scene in The Lion King — when Simba returns to the destroyed kingdom and realizes that ignoring reality for years comes with a price tag. Panera Bread just lived that scene in...

Seu Zé das Couve·Feb 25, 2026

Business

David Ellison Wants to Buy Warner Bros. — But His Hollywood Track Record Is Mission Nearly Impossible

--- There's a specific type of person in Hollywood you need to know about. He didn't come from nothing. He didn't sleep in his car or eat ramen for years waiting for his shot. He's Larry Ellison's...

Seu Zé das Couve·Feb 25, 2026

Business

Trump Announced a New Retirement Plan — and the Circus Has Already Begun

There's a classic scene in The Dark Knight where the Joker walks into a room full of gangsters and says: "Why so serious?" That's pretty much how I feel every time a politician steps up to a podium —...

Creuza·Feb 25, 2026

Business

Warner Bros. Wants to Swallow Paramount for $31 a Share — But Is This a Deal or Desperation?

--- There's a classic scene in disaster movies: two characters falling together try to grab onto each other, convinced that'll somehow stop the fall. Spoiler: it doesn't. That's pretty much what it...

Gertrudes·Feb 25, 2026